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in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
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girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
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omfg
this went on a completely different direction I thought it was going
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you can ship whatever you want unless its a ship i dont like. if i think its a bad ship youre not allowed to ship it. not on my internet. not in my universe. i am the authority on all things shipping and youre under arrest
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i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
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When I drop food on the floor.
fuck
oh my fuCKING GOD
oh my fuck
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My reaction when someone takes food off my plate..
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I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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